Best Captions For Facebook & Instagram

 Best Captions For Facebook & Instagram

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Being this fabulous is a full-time job.

Beware: I may just be the most awesome person you’ll ever meet.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

I am a rare species, not a stereotype.

I am best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.

I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

I don’t do bitter. I only get better.

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.

I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.

I’m afflicted with awesome. There’s no curing it.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…I am not going!

Sarcasm connoisseur.

This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

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Always be a first rated version of yourself, not a second rated version of someone else

Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.

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Born to express, not to impress.

I am the master of my fate and the captain of my destiny.

I don’t need your approval to be me.

My life is never empty because my heart is always full.

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

The best thing I ever did was believe in me.

Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself. Coco Chanel

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. Bertrand Russell

Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Dolly Parton

Follow your own star! Dante Alighieri

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. Johnny Depp

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself. Rita Mae Brown

Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it’s simply a way of your own. Angelina Jolie

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where’s your will to be weird? Jim Morrison

You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realised how seldom they do. Eleanor Roosevelt

Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are. Beyoncé

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Steve Jobs

Surround yourself with good people; surround yourself with positivity and people who are going to challenge you to make you better. Ali Krieger

Didn’t they tell you, I was a savage? Needed Me – Rihanna

Dripping like a saturated sunrise. Colors – Halsey

Find me where the wild things are. Wild Things – Alessia Cara

Hands in the air like we don’t care. We Can’t Stop – Miley Cyrus

I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart. Elastic Heart – Sia

If I was you, I’d wanna be me too. Me Too – Meghan Trainor

Just give me a reason, just a little bits enough. Just give me a Reason – P!nk

Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones. Fix You – Coldplay

Living like we are renegades. Renegades – X Ambassadors

Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard. The Scientist – Coldplay

Ready or not, here I come. Ready or Not – The Fugees

She acts like Summer and walks like rain. Drops of Jupiter – Train

Started from the bottom, now we here. Started from the Bottom – Drake

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. Moonshine in the Trunk – Brad Paisley

Take me to the top, I am ready for whatever it takes. Whatever it Takes – Imagine Dragons

Throwing darts in the dark. Darts in the Dark – MAGIC!

Wake me up when it’s all over / Feeling my way through the darkness. Wake me Up – Avicii

Wake me up when September ends. Wake me up when September ends – Green Day

We are the leaders of the not coming backs. She’s Kinda Hot – 5 Seconds of Summer

Well, my heart is gold and my hands are cold. Gasoline – Halsey

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. Imagine – John Lennon

Be your kind of beautiful.

Before you judge me, make sure you are perfect.

I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

If you have eyes, look at me now!

I woke up like this.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

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Twinkle Twinkle I’m a star.

With this smile, I can get away with everything.

All we have is NOW.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.

Better an oops, than a what if.

Go wild for a while.

If we could only turn back time…

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.

One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Don’t let people tell you the sky is the limit, when there’s footprints on the moon.

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.

Don’t think outside the box. Think like there is no box.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

Good things come to those who hustle.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

History is made by those who break the rules.

Hope is the heartbeat of the soul.

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one

If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!

Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.

It always seems impossible until it’s done.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up.

Life is a journey and only you hold the key.

No one is perfect that’s why pencils have erasers.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms.

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Turn your face towards sun, and the shadows fall behind you.

When I feel a little down, I put on my favourite high heels and dance

If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.

Do you know that common sense is not so common?

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

God I want patience, and I want it now!

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

I think I’m gonna take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower but with me in it.

I’m not only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…

I’m old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.

Life is a long process of getting tired.

Money talks… but all mine ever says is goodbye!

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagne.

Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome

A best friend is one soul in two bodies.

A best friend knows your weakness but shows you your strength.

A day spent with a friend is always a day well spent.

A sweet friendship refreshes the soul. Proverbs 27:9

Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

Best friends are people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.

Best friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

Chosen family.

Friends ’til the very end.

Good times + crazy friends = Amazing moments

Happiness is having a bunch of freaking awesome and crazy friends.

I don’t want a perfect life, I want a happy life

It’s us against the world.

Love is great, best friends are better.

My partner-in-crime.

True friends are never apart. Maybe in distance, but never at heart. Unknown

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. David Tyson

We’re the same kind of weird.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Where there is loyalty, there is friendship.

You’re the Dory to my Nemo.

You’re the Oprah to my Gayle. (or vice versa)

You’ve got a friend in me. Toy Story

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Besides chocolate, you’re my favourite.

Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.

I got back with my Ex… Box 360

I love you without reason and that is reason enough.

I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more every day.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.

In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

It will be Always YOU.

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

The moment when she says you’re cute.

We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

We go together like copy and pest.

When I fell for you, I fell hard

With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.

I love life. There’s so much to learn and see all the time, and nothing nicer for me than to wake up, and the sky is blue. Pattie Boyd

Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.

Be yourself, who else is better?

Don’t follow me, I’m lost.

For success, Attitude is equally as important as ability.

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.

I am who I am, your approval is not required.

I don’t look back unless there is a good view.

I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

I’m not special – I’m a limited edition

Impossible is my specialty.

My signature. My style. My identity.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.

Remarkable ends with ME as well as awful starts with you.

Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.

They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

You can either take me as I am or enjoy me as I leave.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

You can’t spell awesome without ME.

You have to be ‘ODD’ to be number ‘ONE’.

A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you. Joyce Meyer

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra     

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell

Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay. Simone de Beauvoir

Don’t promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person. Germany Kent

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.  W.C. Fields

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here. Lauren Myracle

If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called ‘status cling.’ Jessica Park

If you want something you never had before, you have to do something you’ve never done before. Drina Reed

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Henry David Thoreau

Keep your face always toward the sunshine ― and shadows will fall behind you. Walt Whitman

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself the best I can. Cary Grant     

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Eleanor Roosevelt

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. William Blake

We know what we are, but know not what we may be. William Shakespeare

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. Friedrich Nietzsche

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West